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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:15
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Everyone loved it.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
share office space ...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
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So they tried
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
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Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
Then came..
What is a common thought that keeps people up at night? Why do some people experience this?
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Where did the false claim that Haitian immigrants are eating pets come from?
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why does my penis look like a mushroom when it gets big?
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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